Vous êtes un salaud. Vous êtes complètement paumé. Vous aspirez à ce jeu. Vous allez perdre.
FUCK YOU!
DB:
You will get my vote if you post a video below, of yourself doing a halfwit dance, chanting "Stephane sucks!" In your video, you must also make a reference to "DBWAWESOMEPOSSUM" too. The duration of the video must be at least 20 seconds.
NO BUTS! You can remove the video as soon as this Final Tribal Council is over.
If you fail to post this video, my vote will go to Stephane.
In-fact, I am expecting a unanimous vote against me. So I might as well make my vote public:
I vote for Noah.
Seriously, the way you went crying off like a bitch to the ORG group, in a ditch to try and embarrass me in combination with gaining sympathy was just so childish. And the fact that you totally ignored my message, explaining my actions, proves your behaviour to be absolutely lamebrain. I will sit on the jury and will ensure that you lose if you make it to the end.
I'm gonna make this fairly quick, I feel I can roast these dickheads pretty quickly. Their lives are pretty boring anyway so there really isn't much to talk about it.
DB
Seriously, the amount of times you've said to me "I know DB but why" makes me wanna cut my eyes out.
I also think the fact that you want attention so much is overshadowed by the type of attention you want. As Brice would say: all the crayons in your crayon box aren't bright.
Like... Wake the fuck up and start being appreciative.
Lucas
I don't mean to sound so destructive (well... not really), but you're honestly the most useless human being here.
You're not even here, you're just... here. You're invisible. The only thing you're well known for is MickTescococococococo.
Noah
Seriously, you suck at playing Survivor ORGs. I hate to break it to you, but the only reason you won the ORG on the Robinson Expedition wiki is because you pulled an LP and won because everyone around you just sucked more.
What you say when someone gives you a proposition is just absurd: "sounds like a plan!", "might be interested :>", "could you tell me a bit more about it?"
That shit's convincing? Oh you bet.
Perry
Whenever I see you, your head is just so stuck up your own arse. I just get the perception that all you do is act all wannabe glamorous. I'll tell you straight forward: I don't find you glamorous or fabulous at all.
Oh my name is Perry, I am 14 years old. I love to Skype with the amazing Chandni! Uhh, we are just amazing together, forever, together...
Stephane
T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts! Tu es betes comme tes pieds. Tu es completement débile.
You suck almost worse than Noah, you lost to LAWRENCE in the Final 3?!?! A 14 year old John Arvin kid from the Philippines.
Well you did win Brian Long's joke of an ORG, but don't get too hyped up about it, because you only beat LP.
Stephen
Who the fuck even are you anyway? You're literally a waste of space in this season, which was why you were voted out first basically. Not even god knows why you came back.
Your name is like a British version of Stephane, gross!
You have many relationships outside of the game with people on the regular wiki. At times you are even called King Alfons. Do you think these relations will help you or haunt you?
"King Alfons" is a term used to pester me by trolls on the wiki like Gerard. And I don't see him in the cast so no I am not worried it will haunt me.
From what I heard, someone from the Temetiu tribe is apparently gunning for me, for absolutely no reason. c:
To Temetiu, keep an eye out for him, he's making big strides too early. I won't directly reveal who, but I'll reveal a hint, their initials are TNL. ;)
Mr Larsen, my advice for you would be not to play too big too early.
To my tribe, Tekao, my suggestion for you would be to look at the big picture. What will Nokomis gain from me going out? What is SOOO important that he'd be willing to vote out one of his own allies in-order to get me out?
